I'm not here.

ADS.

(Source: filmchrist, via thedailylaughs)

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?


Shots fired.

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

Shots fired.

(Source: sneakymonster, via damn-funny)

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

(via ruinedchildhood)

nosebacon:

 

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

(via theflyingsquirtle)

"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: gypped, via girlargueswithtree)

theclearlydope:

This. Is. Beautiful. 

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via itkindofrollsoffthetongue)

rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT

(Source: mattsgifs, via girlargueswithtree)